Why yes.

Yes I did.

In which we hone our media skills.

I flossed again last night. Three nights straight now. I entertain notions of becoming the Jeff Feagles of oral hygiene.

I shall bear down and focus and continue to take this “one game” at a “time.”

Also: Hi Mom.

I will note here that I  did not realize the depth of emotion attendant upon flossing for the population at large. From opinions on the preferred brand of floss to feelings of inadequacy or even revelations that some never step out into the world without a container of floss secreted away in some pocket or clutch — nothing so far would indicate that such a thing as indifferent neutrality exists re: flossing.

I begin to suspect there are no dental floss “atheists” in “foxholes.”

I flossed last night.

And the night before as well.

I’m having great success so far with Crest Glide Comfort Plus Mint Floss. (The 40 meter package.)

With the start of the new year I think we could do worse than to meditate on the legacy of Levi Spear Parmly.